House Guineass

The Guineass Church

The organization most devoted to religion in Nestoria, the Guineass Church has served as the common people's portal to the mercy of The Goddess for Untold Generations! Of course, the Goddess's wisdom can sometimes be hard to hear, coming as it does from far on high, so it is often necessary to build complex acoustic chambers to properly listen.

And if the faithful may wish to perform penance by helping to build such structures, why, who should stop them?

The Guineass Church is also renowned for their assistance in organizing the charity of the people, and feeding the hungry. Less organizational expenses, of course.

Sometimes, The Goddess has been known for taking Archbishops straight to the heavens, to better explain to her the feelings of her people, through lightning bolts on days with clear skies.

Archbishop Cutler Guineass's tendency of wearing a great deal of metal jewelry, with numerous chains that drag along the ground, of course, is entirely unrelated, and purely out of a desire to show the splendor of The Goddess's house unto the rest of the world.

In these dark and troubled times, it is unquestionably true that The Guineass Church is a comfort to the people of Nestoria. Particularly with as talented a leader as Archbishop Cutler at the helm.