King Bittencourt

His Majesty King Elzo Bittencourt von Mouskawitz the VIIIth
Your glorious ruler after his father, King Elzo the VIIth, died. Holding an ancient uber-powerful artifact of some kind, he is nonetheless extremely lazy and has a hard time caring about things that do not directly affect him. His head guard is Bearinstein Brightbeard the Boisterous and Bold. Who might actually be just a bear, but nobody is rude enough to point it out because the King would hear nothing of the sort. Also it may actually be a druid? Who knows.

He had a casual competitive streak with his older sister, Elza Bittencourt, even though ever since he was born he was the rightful heir to the throne. Kind of a dick move, really.